Who says these lovely summer days (now that they’re finally arrived!) aren’t productive for affiliates? Sure, we all know that when the sun comes out, it’s time to start those Christmas site preparations (and may I be the first to wish you, dear Reader a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!).
But the reality is, the sun has got his hat on, but it’s not a Santa hat just yet. I’ve only just got back from 2 and a half weeks holiday, and I’m still in holiday mode. Add to the fact that it’s the school holidays, so ‘er indoors (who teaches) is home distracting me for another 3 and a half weeks (not that I’m counting!), and the end result of my working day for Thursday 9th August 2006 is using an Anagram Generator to make amusing anagrams out of networks names. Oh yes.
But waste not, want not I was always told. so I share with you dear Reader… Affiliate Anagrams!
Deal Group Media = Ad glamour? I’d pee.
Paid on Results = Deal isn’t pro-US OR I’d lose sun trap
Affiliate Future = Eat urea if fitful
Affiliate Window = Await life of wind OR Dial fat wife wino
Advertising.com = Car design vomit OR sad comet virgin
Affilinet = I fit an Elf OR Alien Tiff
Afform = Ram Off.
Clash Media = Chased Mail OR Scam Hailed
Commission Junction = Join communists icon
Online Media Group = Mini leagued porno OR Limeade upon groin
Tradedoubler = Debarred Lout OR Dread Trouble OR Retard Double
Webgains = Bin Wages OR Saw Binge
Ocean Affiliates = No affiliate aces OR So affiliate acne OR A faecal site info
Moneysupermarket = Premature Monkeys OR Porky Measurement
Greasypalm = Sly Rampage
So there, you have it – the fruits of my labour so far today. At least I know I’ll achieve much more tomorrow, because the sun should be out, it’s Friday afternoon, and the pub has a very nice beer gard.. oh well, there’s always next week!
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